IRONY OF LIFE!
(strange, but kind of true…)
1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2. The doctor hopes you get sick
3. The police hope you become a criminal
4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
5. The landlord hopes that you don’t build a house
6. The prostitute hopes you don’t marry
7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decay
8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down
9. The coffin-maker wants you dead
10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!
Hug the thief next to you! LOL